By Colin Craig
1.I’m ready for this one. I can do this, I’m going to pass!
2.WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
3.We have never learned this before!
4.This is all his (the lecturers) fault! What has he been teaching us?
5.What has my tuition fee being paying for?
6.I’m going to kill him!
7. Yes I’m going to follow him home and kill him.
8.Oh wait, maybe it’s my fault? I did only go to half the lectures.
9.Ok maybe like 5.
10.Fine one, I went to one lecture.
11.Why have I done this to myself. What am I going to do?
12. I have no future!!!
13.Wait, that looks familiar.
14.Omg I actually know one!
15.Right I’ve at least done something.
16.Everyone else is writing. What do I do?
17.I know, use a highlighter.
18.Crap there’s an exam controller coming towards me.
19.I wonder if he likes his job?
20.Hmm I wonder if he’s married?
21.Right I actually need to do some work now.
22.How does everyone know the answers to this?
23.I wonder how many ceiling tiles there are in this hall?
25.Crap I’ve lost count.
27.The exam controller is looking at me again.
28.Hmm. Should I ask someone if they know the answer?
29.What if I get caught.
30.What would happen? Would I fail my course?
31.Ewww I just touched chewing gum stuck under the table.
32. Wow I need to clip my fingernails.
33. Someone just dropped their pen. Maybe this is my chance for escape!
34.No I need to do this or I’ll end up working for McDonalds.
35.I wonder what time it is?
36.Oh god there’s only 30 minutes left.
37.I’ve wasted an hour.
38.I’ve wasted my life!!!
39.Ok write anything, just write anything. ANYTHINNNGGG!!!!
40.I wonder what’s for dinner tonight?
41.No don’t write that.
42….It’s all coming back to me now!
43.Yes. I believe!
44.”I Believe I can fly”
45.Did I just sing that out loud?
46.No, no, no ,no. They are coming for the answer sheets.
47. But I know the answers now. What a cruel world.
49.If my handwriting is bad enough they won’t be able to tell if I’m right or wrong!
50.*Gets exam marks back* 56%. Good enough.