By Fashion Skeletor
Greetings, minions! You join me and my colourful entourage on a relaxing journey. I have activated the security system at my Snake Mountain bachelor pad (spike-pit under the doormat) and left it behind in order to take a holiday.
We are sailing the beautiful Seas of Horror, on a second-hand Playmobil Pirate Ship, on our way to the delightful Isle of Death. It is extremely hot, so Evil Lyn, Beastman and I are taking in the sun rays, death rays and occasional volcanic hailstorm in the finest sunny fashions: neon vests, gold jewellery, sequined bikinis. We look magnificent, and I only desire that the heat doesn’t cause us to melt before we get to the Isle of Death Festival.
We don’t intend to pay to get into the Isle of Death Festival. Instead we will don suits with Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci type op-art prints to baffle and hypnotise the eyes of the stewards, leaving them broken as we cunningly avoid the 82 silver coin ticket price.
And then, when we have infiltrated the festival, my master plan will fall into place. For I will have the perfect opportunity to revel in the new limited edition Wellington boot by Hunter. The Festival Tall boot comes, like me, in glorious blue and, like me, is strapped and riveted, and best of all, like me, is very stylish and great.