No celebrity seems to have it more together than Queen Bey; even in the face of a national (anthem) crisis, she knows exactly what to say to those haters. With that in mind, we’ve adopted the life mantra, “What would Beyonce do?” and applied her advice to six everyday situations. Enjoy!
…if she got a 3am booty call
Nuh-uh! I ain’t gettin’ outta bed for no one, cause I’m a survivor and my mama taught me better that that. Even if she didn’t, tell yourself she did; little good ever comes from the booty call.
…if the haters doubted her
So you’re probably never going to be at the centre of a national anthem controversy, but if people doubt your ability or your talent, prove them wrong! Then stand back smugly and ask, “Any questions?” We guarantee there won’t be a single one.
…if her best friend complained she had nothing to wear
Every girl does it, but it’s super annoying when you’re sitting all ready to go out, and your BFF is still trying on the same three outfits over, and over, and over… Hence the pissed off facial expression that you’ll try to make her take off Instagram later.
…if someone tried to steal her dessert
You’re only offering a quiet word of warning, because you wouldn’t want anyone getting sick from eating too much jelly and ice cream, right? Or because you’re frickin’ hungry, and if they steal yours, you’re gonna open a can of whoop-ass.
…if she didn’t know what else to say
Sometimes in life you just need a word to fill a gap. Beyonce solved that problem back in 1999, when Destiny’s Child released their single, Bug-A-Boo. Cause you a bug-a-boo. A bug-a-boo.