When you’re having a bad day there’s sometimes nothing better than scrolling aimlessly through your Twitter feed, only to stumble upon a hilarious celebrity gem – these are our favourite from the past month or so, which we guarantee will brighten up your day!
“Its really only a matter of time before I start drawing a willy on my own face…. Save that for my 30s maybe? #willyisthefunniestword”
Why wait @jameelajamil? There’s no time like the present to start a new trend!
“The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.”
Who knew @ParisHilton was such a philosopher?
“I would literally rather submerge myself into a large vat of sulphuric acid than ever be a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother.”
We’re sure that could be arranged @piersmorgan
“Love it when my cat forgets to put her tongue back in her mouth
And you DIDN’T think to Twitpic @MarinasDiamonds?
￼“It makes me so happy when the miami housewives get along a/each other! I’m such a sap! Watching finale. lol- don’t judge me on this!”
It’s safe to say this is the last thing we’d judge you on @lindsaylohan…
￼“From this day forth I am banned from watching Toy Story 3. I just can’t cope. My wife found me crying in the bathroom. Again.”
We feel your pain @tommcfly
“I really really fancy a @Nandos_official Who else loves nandos??? :p”
We do @LeeRyanMusic, and that wasn’t an obvious plug AT ALL!
“The best Christmas gift you can give Lindsay Lohan is Monopoly. She doesn’t play board games but she needs the ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ cards.”
We’ll remember that for next year @Joan_Rivers
“Bout to have and American breakfast what does that consist of”
Pancakes and a grammar lesson @Labrinthda1st
“Why am i getting so many tweets about my tits tonight?”
Happens to us allll the time @MissKellyO
Follow us on Twitter @Scotcampus – we can be pretty Twitty ourselves sometimes…